You & This Little Pig

By purchasing from This Little Pig Went to Market, you are agreeing to all conditions set out below. We may have a brainwave and change the T’s & C’s from time to time so it is recommended by legal people to check over these before each order.

Ordering From This Little Pig Went to Market

All orders & final payments for your orders must be in by 5.30pm Monday for next Monday's delivery.

You are not able to cancel your delivery once orders have closed. If you will not be available to use the delivered box, you may choose to donate your box to someone in need (you can pick as long as they are in the delivery area or we can pick someone for you). That’d be nice wouldn’t it!

Little Pig’s Delivering Trotters

If you will not be home, please make an alternative arrangement and leave specific delivery instructions on the checkout page for our drivers to follow. If we feel that the box will not be safe to be left where you have specified, (ie. Weather conditions or uncouth sinister looking passerby’s) we will arrange another time to deliver it.

This Little Pig has strong ham trotters and can trot quite far. However, some parts of Perth are still a bit too far to deliver to. To avoid a disappointing ‘sorry you live to far away from This Little Pig, here’s your money back’ email, please check the delivering postcodes before placing your order.

Our boxes are designed to stay sealed up and cold up until midnight the day of delivery. If you cannot unpack your box before this time, then we will have a problem of a bad hot box, and no one needs to see a sweaty chicken breast. So please keep this in mind as it is your responsibility to unpack all items into the correct storage areas before the expiry time.

As the customer, it is also your responsibility to ensure your delivery details are correct and up to date. If the box cannot be delivered due to inaccurate delivery details, we will try our hardest to find you, however if we cannot find you in time for the food to stay safely fresh you will still be charged full price.

This Little Pig Went to Market reserves the right to choose to not deliver to certain areas of a suburb or to certain customers. (Unless you’re really dodgy however, we hope this will never happen ;)

Once we have delivered the box at your property, the box becomes your responsibility and This Little Pig Went to Market will accept no liability for theft, weather, or other damages to your box. (As we said however, we will try our hardest to make sure the box is safe at houses before we leave it).

Our aim is to deliver all boxes within the promised times, however life is very messy and we ask that you accept that some deliveries may not be on time. We will endeavour to communicate our whereabouts if this happens, so stay close to your phones & email, especially on stormy winter nights.

Your Little Pig Box

We go through hell and high water to make sure that we buy the freshest ingredients and produce and store it in optimum condition right up until the moment you receive it. As our customer it is your responsibility to check and approve all of your produce before consuming it and let us know if there are any ingredients not up to standard or (surely not) missing. Please use our produce storage tips to ensure the ingredients stay well up to standard and ensure you eat the produce within the recommended time stated in the package.

If (heaven forbid) you are in any way, shape or form unhappy with your ingredients that are delivered, please contact us immediately and we will ensure that we rectify the problem, whether it be replacement products, a full refund or a giant bunch of sunflowers and an apology note. We will endeavour to fix the problem upon receiving wind of your dilemma.

This Little Pig Doesn’t Know What Allergies Look Like

At This Little Pig Went to Market, we are intolerant to nothing and therefore we find it hard to keep this in mind when packing up the boxes. At this stage This Little Pig Went to Market boxes may contain traces of nuts, shellfish and other items that are considered allergens (although we try our hardest to keep these kind of things separate). Please check the ingredients list before digesting any of the delicious items, and if you have any queries or concerns please feel free to contact us. 

This Little Pig is Very Private

Any details we collect on you is stored in the little pig vault in a secured location and is used for business information only. We use eWay and CBA Bank for all payment transactions and storage of details. It is not given out to any third parties or any creepy or annoying individuals or companies.

Sometimes we will have to talk mmkay

We’ll try to only contact you if you have signed up for our updates via text and email, occasionally however we will need to make contact with you if there is something we need to check in your delivery, payment or product. You can contact us anytime you like however. Apart from perhaps between midnight and 6 am, as we generally like to sleep then.

This Little Pig is Not a Hoarder

We will store your personal information for 6 months (email, mobile phone etc), in case you change your mind and want to return to the Little Pig fold, this will assist that process. However after this time we will gather all your information and throw it into the big black online cyber abyss recycle bin and from then on, only refer to you occasionally with a heavy sigh and wistful smile.

Is this Little Pig a Health Nut?

We try and give you balanced meals that aren’t going to give you a minute on the lips and a lifetime on the hips. We have our extremely talented dietitian Amelia who checks over every meal and gives it the green light. We have planned the meals with as much fresh vegetables and as little salt and fat as we can muster whilst still keeping it delicious and satisfying.

This Little Pig is Conveniently an Eco Warrior

When you order off This Little Pig Went to Market, you are proudly saying, “no I will not drive to and from the shops in my fuel guzzling car, and no I will not spend a fortune on giant un-eco friendly plastic tubs of fruit and vegetables, in which half will probably rot in the bottom of my fridge.”

This Little Pig will do one big shop for all of mankind and deliver, using recyclable cardboard boxes, and where possible, recyclable sugarcane containers and biodegradable plastic to ensure that this package is environmentally friendly. We are always looking at ways to save the planet for our children’s children, so if you have any suggestions on ways we can cut down further, please feel free to contact us with your ideas.