There is an extremely famous song by a well-known actor that goes along the lines of “you don’t win friends with salad.” This of course is entirely untrue and This Little Pig has been known to make friends, bring warring nations to peace and heal the mildly hung-over with the salads it serves. This Little Pig loves a good salad! If it could, this swine would roll itself up in a cool lettuce leaf and not come out for the duration of the summer (as long as it had a lot of food and a few cocktails in the lettuce leaf with it of course).